https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/ 2026-05-05T15:09:05+00:00 https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/ https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/_media/logo.png text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:i_template?rev=1736088449&do=diff @!PAGE!@ - "NAME" [FIXME.] Summary Category: FIXME Current Attitude: FIXME Containment Procedure: FIXME Description: FIXME History Section FIXME Advice for Mediators * FIXME anomaly ignore_template_page_tag_remove_this_on_real_pages text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:x-241?rev=1736088449&do=diff X-241 - "Pop-Up Tent" [Pop-Up Tent in storage.] Summary Category: X Current Attitude: Expectant Containment Procedure: * Store in folded position according to instruction manual, away from water or strong odours. * Do not assemble without the supervision of at least two other Cross Foundation employees trained in the handling and containment of X-category Anomalies. All employees who interact with X-241 must be familiar with the history of both X-241 (see below) and text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:xx-9?rev=1736088449&do=diff XX-9 - "Blue Triangle" [A three-way arrow blue road marking on a black asphalt background.] Summary Category: XX Current Attitude: Amicable Containment Procedure: N/A Description: Undefined, manifestations of a sapient entity usually involve the triplets Ronald Garfield, Catrina Garfield, and Rodney Garfield who are identified by unnaturally blue eyes. text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:xx-12?rev=1736088449&do=diff XX-12 - "Green Mist" [Green Fog enveloping people at a music concert.] Summary Category: XX Current Attitude: Hostile Containment Procedure: N/A Description: Unconfirmed, usual manifestation is a green fog. History The Victory Line Shortly after the end of the Second World War, a project was commissioned behind closed doors to construct a new London Underground railway line in the aftermath of the war. This project, supposed to be a text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:xx-18?rev=1736088449&do=diff XX-18 - "Red Circle" [A microscope photo of a red circle of dye expanding in a black background liquid.] Summary Category: XX Current Attitude: Non-Hostile Containment Procedure: N/A Description: Undefined, manifests via red circles or red circular objects. History The Hospital The first believed incident with the being categorised as XX-18 was in [DATE] when Cross Foundation investigators were called to an incident in [LOCATION] where multiple individuals at [NAME] Hospital had seized… text/html 2026-05-04T19:40:02+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:xx-21?rev=1777923602&do=diff XX-21 - "Yellow Tape" [A roll of yellow tape atop a white piece of paper on a yellow background.] Summary Category: XX Current Attitude: Friendly Containment Procedure: N/A Description: Undefined, likely exists solely in a two-dimensional space History For the longest period of time, XX-21 was classified incorrectly as Z-115: deemed a relatively harmless seemingly infinite roll of yellow tape that anomalous things were disinclined to cross over. It was considered so until [DATE] when [… text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:xx-44?rev=1736088449&do=diff XX-44 - [CLASSIFIED] [A human skull on a black surface against a black background.] Summary Category: XX Current Attitude: Hostile Containment Procedure: * XX-44 except for terms agreed by Mediators is to remain no higher than Floor 31 of the Foundation Containment Facility. * Foundation Staff are not to traverse below Floor 31 of the Foundation Containment Facility. text/html 2025-12-06T13:00:40+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:y-83?rev=1765026040&do=diff Y-83 - "The Filing Cabinet" [A black and white hand drawing of a filing cabinet with one drawer open.] Summary Category: Y Current Attitude: Amicable Containment Procedure: * Do not attempt to move Y-83 without the aid of the Y-405. * Do not attempt to open Y-83 when closed without the aid of the Y-405. * Do not store anything except paperwork in Y-83. text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:y-103?rev=1736088449&do=diff Y-103 - "The Waiting Room" [Black and white icon of a person in a seat waiting for a clock.] Summary Category: Y Current Attitude: Amicable Containment Procedure: * When Y-103 manifests, only one person may enter. * That person must exit the Y-103 when instructed to leave (usually after three minutes since entering Y-103). text/html 2025-01-05T14:47:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:y-405?rev=1736088449&do=diff Y-405 - "The Archival Assistants" [A blurry figure holding a set of files paperclipped together.] Summary Category: Y Current Attitude: Amicable Containment Procedure: * Despite being sapient and professing to be employees of the Foundation, Y-405 are not employees of the Foundation. Do not treat them as such. text/html 2025-01-05T16:05:38+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:y-802?rev=1736093138&do=diff Y-802 - "Water Siphon" [Carved stone disc.] Summary Category: Y Current Attitude: Docile Containment Procedure: * For long-term storage, the environment surrounding Y-802 must be maintained at an absolute humidity no higher than 10 g/m³ to ensure inactivity of Y-802. This standard may be achieved by refrigerating Y-802 at 10°C or lower. During short-term transport where refrigeration is not possible, packing Y-802 in silica gel is sufficient. text/html 2025-01-05T15:03:27+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:y-879?rev=1736089407&do=diff Y-879 - "Dr Sullivan" Summary Category: Y Current Attitude: Inquisitive Containment Procedure: * After being released from temporary containment within the Cross Foundation medical wing, Y-879 enthusiastically returned to work within the Experimental Department and showed no interest in leaving the Foundation. text/html 2025-01-05T15:00:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:z-2?rev=1736089248&do=diff Z-2 - "The Audio Tape" [A cassette tape.] Summary Category: Z Current Attitude: Docile Containment Procedure: * Z-2 should be kept in a room no bigger than 3m x 3m x 3m. * When being transported, Z-2 should be kept in an unmarked and unlabelled cassette case. text/html 2025-01-05T15:01:25+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:z-3?rev=1736089285&do=diff Z-3 - "The Tape Player" CLASSIFIED. anomaly zanomaly text/html 2025-01-05T15:01:40+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://anomalous.unlikelystories.co.uk/archive:z-236?rev=1736089300&do=diff Z-236 - "The Floating Platform" [Only public image of Z-236 available: a blurry and unreliable image of something large floating above a forest lake at sunset.] Summary Category: Z Current Attitude: Docile Containment Procedure: * Z-236 must be kept under a ceiling at all times with no gaps larger than 5m x 5m. * Z-236 should be stored with 500kg of mass on it, or otherwise tethered to the ground.